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Worst Date Ever

Melodie Campbell (author)

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers ISBN: 9781459815605

Jennie has been a widow for two years. Her twelve-year-old son thinks it's about time she started dating, and so does her best friend, Angela. So with Angela's help, Jennie signs up to an online dating site. Within hours, she has several dates lined up for the week. Surely there will be one Prince Charming in the bunch. And if not, it's only one date, right? How bad could it be?

I'm Hungry!

Elise Gravel (author)

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers ISBN: 9781459838932

What else can I eat? The little monster is hungry. What can they eat? A slice of pizza! But the monster is STILL hungry, so they gobble up the plate, the pizza box, the fridge…until the only thing left is the child reading the book. Burp! eaters and food lovers in your life giggle at the absurdity of eating inedible thing.

Dear Polar Bears

Gabrielle Prendergast (author) Marcus Cutler (illustrator)

Publisher: Orca Book Publishers ISBN: 9781459833012

Polar bears and penguins live in similar climates, but they never, ever meet. What if they had a party together? The penguins of Antarctica write a letter inviting the polar bears of the Arctic to join them at the South Pole to celebrate their longest day of the year. But how will the polar bears get there? It's such a long journey—will they make it in time? What will they bring? And what will happen when they arrive? Dear Polar Bears combines a playful story of friendship with humorous imagery depicting the differences between Earth's polar regions. With fun facts about penguin and polar bear species, the distance between the poles, and the summer solstice, this will be the most exciting party thrown by penguins you've ever attended.

Tongue Twisters

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871922

How high would a housefly fly if a housefly would fly high? Don't worry, you don't need to answer that question. It's just one of the many tongue twisters you'll find in this book. But beware--you may need to exercise your tongue before opening the cover, because it will soon be tied in knots!

School Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871953

If you have poor penmanship, you'll never make straight A's! Normally serious subjects such as report cards and the principal's office are suddenly light-hearted and humorous in the context of this colorful collection of jokes. Students and teachers are sure to never look at school the same way again.

Monster Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871915

What's a monster's favorite soup? Scream of tomato, of course! What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs, silly! Any kid can tell you that these monster jokes are so funny it's downright scary.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871939

Alex Plain later. Mikey won't fit in this lock. Zizi when you know how. What do Alex, Mikey, and Zizi have in common? They're all the answers to knock-knock jokes! Find out who else is there in this book with jokes from A to Z.

Gross-Out Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871908

Ew, gross! Skunks, spiders, and a giraffe with a runny nose--these are just a few of the disgusting topics that will have young readers bowled over in laughter. From riddles about creepy-crawlies to jokes about rotten eggs, this book makes kids chuckle even while they scrunch up their noses.

Dinosaur Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871946

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes? Why, get out of the way, of course! These are just two of the dinosaur jokes that will have you laughing and rolling on the floor until your stomach is, well, saurus.

Bug Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871892

What's worse than an alligator with a toothache? A centipede with athlete's foot! Kids will go bee-serk over these fun and creative jokes about our little six- and eight-legged friends.

Baseball Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Bob Ostrom (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781626871885

Why does it get hot after a baseball game? Because all the fans leave! What do you call a baseball player who throws a tantrum? A baseball brat! Any baseball fan is sure to hit a home run with this fun collection of jokes.

A Wish-For Dinosaur: A Just-For-Fun Book

Jane Belk Moncure (author) Dana Regan (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781623237509

A boy meets a wish-for dinosaur who agrees to be his pet for the day.

SUPERGRAN!

Rhonda Gowler Greene (author) Lee Cosgrove (illustrator)

Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press ISBN: 9781668908174

Superheroes come in all shapes and sizes and sometimes they wear a very familiar face. In one household, Mom is late to work, Dad is sick with the flu, and the rest of the family is dealing with chaos. Who are you going to call? It's Supergran to the rescue! Supergran tackles all the challenges thrown her way, from finding missing pets to cooking a flu-busting stew to even chasing out a stinky skunk. There's nothing she can't handle as she supercharges her way to getting this household back on track. And at the end of the day, all is now right in this family's world. But her greatest superpower? Her love for her family. Now that's a superhero!

Snowflakes on Our Tongues

Mike Ornstein (author) Pauline Gregory (illustrator)

Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press ISBN: 9781668935415

Farmer Pumpernickel has a blissful, peaceful farm with his contented cows, satisfied sheep, pampered piglets, cheerful chickens, and happy horse. All is as it should be. But when winter arrives with its cold weather, something wacky happens when the good farmer isn't looking. As snow starts to fall, the farm animals share their delight in the tasty flakes coming down from the sky. The animals prance, dance, and kick up their hooves and feet in a barnyard revelry. Boisterous rhymes combine with humor-filled artwork to bring this snowy celebration to life. And, as it turns out, the farmer has fun as well. After all, who doesn't like snowflakes on their tongue? Back matter includes animal facts as well as information on the science of snowflakes.

Why was Six Afraid of Seven?

Stephanie Rodriguez (author) Brenda Ponnay (illustrator)

Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 9781532443589

This book is filled with a variety of math-related jokes and puns that will make readers laugh and think. The jokes in this book are based on math concepts, and presented in a simple and easy-to-understand language. The book is great for kids who are learning math and love to laugh and enjoy wordplay.

Wait, Why?

Audrey Bea (author) Adamm Bueno (illustrator)

Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 9781532433313

Is cheesecake a pie or a cake? Get ready to tickle your funny bone and flex your brain with Wait, Why?, the sequel to the best-selling book from Audrey Bea, "Wait, What?"

Experiments in Laughter

Stephanie Rodriguez (author) Brenda Ponnay (illustrator)

Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 9781532443633

Finding the funny in science, Experiments in Laughter is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Featuring 24 supremely silly jokes, this sly book gets kids reading, learning scientific concepts, and laughing all at the same time.

Rad Riddles

Joe King (author)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098266448

This title gives readers 27 brain-teasing riddles that will make them think. Rad Riddles is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

Monster Jokes

Joe King (author)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098266424

This title gives readers 27 spooktacularly funny monster jokes that will put a smile on anyone's face. Monster Jokes is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

Movie Jokes

Joe King (author)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098266431

This title gives readers 27 marvelous movie jokes that will put a smile on anyone's face. Movie Jokes is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

Corny Jokes

Joe King (author)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098266394

This title gives readers 27 cute and corny jokes that will put a smile on anyone's face. Corny Jokes is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

Dinosaur Jokes

Joe King (author)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098266400

This title gives readers 27 dinomite dinosaur jokes that will put a smile on anyone's face. Dinosaur Jokes is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

History Jokes

Joe King (author)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098266417

This title gives readers 27 hysterical history jokes that will put a smile on anyone's face. History Jokes is complete with a glossary, index, and bright and fun imagery. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.

Rapunzel and Her Messy Hair

Jenna Mueller (author) Heather Burns (illustrator)

Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 9781098237912

Clementine can't wait for her movie marathon with Rapunzel. But when she gets there, she learns her friend has been too busy watching a new reality TV show to care for her hair and is trapped in her tower! Clementine must figure out a way to untangle Rapunzel's hair before her parents get home.

Sports Jokes

Pam Rosenberg (author) Mernie Gallagher-Cole (illustrator)

Publisher: The Child's World ISBN: 9781503881150

Where do ghosts go swimming? Why is tennis such a noisy game? How do robins get in shape? Just how many sports jokes can you get into one book? You'll soon discover the answers to all these questions! This book will keep your fellow fans giggling throughout the game! Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.