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If Pigs Could Fly . . .

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780689049767

Lansky does it again with If Pigs Could Fly..., a collection of sidesplitting, rolling-on-the-floor poems that will make children giggle and grin. It leaves readers wondering about things like smelly diapers, toothless grandmas, dirty socks, burping babies, bad-hair days, and much more! Tested on over 1,000 schoolchildren and their teachers, only the most giggle-packed poems are included.

Kids Pick the Funniest Poems

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780671747695

This book covers wild and wacky school topics, such as bringing skunks to show-and-tell, smelly sneakers, and teaching dogs to read. Filled with funny poems by a host of Giggle Poets, this book is loved by all students--even those who have tried to convince Mom and Dad that "F" stands for fabulous. The collection was tested by 1,000 elementary-school students.

Mary Had a Little Jam

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780689033926

With nearly three quarters of a million copies sold, this is the #1 "fractured nursery rhymes" book in North America. It's a delightful way to introduce young children to Jack & Jill, Humpty Dumpty, and all the rest of Mother Goose's characters.

My Teacher's in Detention

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780689052453

This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle--plus many more great Giggle Poets--wrote these gems.

No More Homework! No More Tests!

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780671577025

Here are the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book. Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal's shoe, it is certain to have readers laughing by the first page. This book puts the cool back in school.

Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780684031668

This book contains 40 silly rhymes guaranteed to put smiles on the faces of preschoolers and early-elementary kids. Each rhyme recounts the adventures of a well-loved Mother Goose character--with a funny twist. Stephen Carpenter's full-color illustrations make this amusing book even more entertaining.

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies

Kenn Nesbitt (author), Mike & Carl Gordon (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9781416943648

Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is packed with over 45 silly poems and songs all about school. The latest from famed Giggle Poet Kenn Nesbitt, this book covers topics such as how lunch ladies get back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, a principal who skips school for the day, a science project that eats a student's dog, the sad saga of a kid who forgets to tie his shoelaces, and how teachers celebrate on the last day of school. Nesbitt's humor, along with the charming illustrations, promises to entertain!

Rolling in the Aisles

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9781442411272

Rolling in the Aisles is Lansky's fourth anthology of humorous poems for children. It contains funny poems selected by a panel of more than 1,000 elementary-school students. Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, Robert Pottle, and Eric Ode all made the cut for this giggle-packed collection of rhymes.

What I Did on My Summer Vacation

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9781416970477

What I Did on My Summer Vacation is the first funny poetry book about summer vacation, with over forty sidesplitting poems covering everything from the much-anticipated last day of school to family road trips, wacky days at summer camp, learning how to swim, dizzying roller coaster rides at amusement parks, fun-filled days at the beach, and finally, the dreaded first day back to school. These hilarious poems, written by "The King of Giggle Poetry" and his all-star gang of Giggle Poets, are sure to make any kid count the days until summer vacation begins!

When the Teacher Isn't Looking

Kenn Nesbitt (author), Mike Gordon (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9780684031286

Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. With topics such as burping the ABCs and food fights, these poems cover everything that goes on when the teacher isn't looking. The rhymes in this book have earned A's when tested on kids--and are sure to make teachers smile as well.

A Bad Case of the Giggles

Bruce Lansky (author), Stephen Carpenter (illustrator)

Publisher: Meadowbrook Press ISBN: 9781416951971

Bolt the doors and get out of earshot when kids discover A Bad Case of the Giggles. One of the funniest collections of children's poetry, this book includes creations from some of the most popular children's poets from around the world, including Shel Silverstein, Jeff Moss, Judith Viorst, Bruce Lansky, and more.

Johnny Appleseed

Anastasia Suen (author)

Publisher: Rourke Publishing ISBN: 9781618104236

Sung to the tune "The Muffin Man", this rhyming title will have students giggling as they learn the tale of Johnny Appleseed.

Gate to the Future (Long Vowels-3)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672487

This book is intended for readers approaching fluency in English. This collection of silly, humorous poems is intended to use target vocabulary in unique, imaginative ways. The poems repetitively employ phonemic awareness categories of rhyme, alliteration, and assonance.

Fine Flying Kites (Long Vowels-4)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672494

This book is intended for students approaching fluency in English. This poem is intended to tell a story; illustrate the idea of beginning/middle/end in a story line; and be used as an independent reading material.

White Swans and Black Trumpets (Double Letter Consonants-3A)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672524

This book is intended for readers approaching fluency in English. This collection of silly, humorous poems is intended to use target vocabulary in unique, imaginative ways. The poems repetitively employ phonemic awareness categories of rhyme, alliteration, and assonance.

Maria's Day at School (Double Letter Consonants-4A)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672548

This book is intended for students approaching fluency in English. This poem is intended to tell a story; illustrate the idea of beginning/middle/end in a story line; and be used as an independent reading material.

The Enchanted Candy Store (Double Letter Consonants-4B)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672555

This book is intended for students approaching fluency in English. This poem is intended to tell a story; illustrate the idea of beginning/middle/end in a story line; and be used as an independent reading material.

Have You Ever? (Double Letter Vowels-3B)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672593

This book is intended for readers approaching fluency in English. This collection of silly, humorous poems is intended to use target vocabulary in unique, imaginative ways. The poems repetitively employ phonemic awareness categories of rhyme, alliteration, and assonance.

A Mouse's Rainbow (Double Letter Vowels-4A)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672609

This book is intended for students approaching fluency in English. This poem is intended to tell a story; illustrate the idea of beginning/middle/end in a story line; and be used as an independent reading material.

The Magical Merry-Go-Round (Double Letter Vowels-4B

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672616

This book is intended for students approaching fluency in English. This poem is intended to tell a story; illustrate the idea of beginning/middle/end in a story line; and be used as an independent reading material.

I Know an Eskimo Single Letter Sounds-3)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672364

This book is intended for readers approaching fluency in English. This collection of silly, humorous poems is intended to use target vocabulary in unique, imaginative ways. The poems repetitively employ phonemic awareness categories of rhyme, alliteration, and assonance.

An Ant Lived in a Jar (Single Letter Sounds-4)

Lynda Franco (author)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672371

This book is intended for students approaching fluency in English. This poem is intended to tell a story; illustrate the idea of beginning/middle/end in a story line; and be used as an independent reading material.

If I Could

Nancy Sweetland (author), Robert Sweetland (illustrator)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672029

This tale is a new take on the old story of how the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence. Exploring a world full of beautiful, fanciful, and sometimes downright comical possibilities, If I Could easily puts an audience in other worlds with the skillful use of rhythm and rhyme. But in the end, our young friend finds, and you will too, that sometimes it's best to be just who you are.

If I Could / Si yo pudiera

Nancy Sweetland (author), Robert Sweetland (illustrator)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672036

This is the bilingual (English/Spanish) version of If I Could. There is also a vocabulary page at the end of the book. This tale is a new take on the old story of how the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence. Exploring a world full of beautiful, fanciful, and sometimes downright comical possibilities, If I Could/Si yo pudiera easily puts an audience in other worlds with the skillful use of rhythm and rhyme. But in the end, our young friend finds, and you will too, that sometimes it's best to be just who you are.

Si yo pudiera

Nancy Sweetland (author), Robert Sweetland (illustrator)

Publisher: Raven Tree Press ISBN: 9781621672043

This is the Spanish only version of If I Could. This tale is a new take on the old story of how the grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence. Exploring a world full of beautiful, fanciful, and sometimes downright comical possibilities, Si yo pudiera easily puts an audience in other worlds with the skillful use of rhythm and rhyme. But in the end, our young friend finds, and you will too, that sometimes it's best to be just who you are.