Why did the astronaut take a mop into space? To clean up the stardust! How is a telephone like the planet Saturn? They both have rings! Kids are sure to enjoy reading and telling these out-of this-world jokes. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Want to know what kind of sounds a space turkey makes? Ever wonder what games monster children play? You'll find the answers to these silly questions in this book. From Valentines Day through Christmas, you can keep your family and friends ho-ho-ho-ing throughout the holidays with these great jokes. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes? Why, get out of the way, of course! These are just two of the dinosaur jokes that will have you laughing and rolling on the floor until your stomach is, well, saurus. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Doctor, doctor! If you want to know what you should do if you accidentally swallow a harmonica, this is the book for you! Kids will have fun reading and repeating these physician-related funnies. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Don't tell an egg a joke unless you want it to crack up! Food Jokes is the perfect kid-friendly compilation of quips that will keep the entire family giggling at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Did you ever wonder what the difference is between a fish and a piano, or what you call a sleeping cow? Young readers will enjoy a clever and creative selection of riddles and jokes related to four-legged, feathered, and finned creatures. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Chameleon Kid and the Shock were having a normal day at school. But was it going to stay that way? Soon, the superkids were battling stink bombs, farts, and explosions!
The village of Bottom needed a new leader. With a lot of demanding people to care for, this was a big job. It was a shame that it happened to fall to Nina. The villagers were in for a bumpy ride...
It is the day of the gardening contest. The gardeners are quite odd this year. Sanam has snails in her pockets. Winifred glues clocks to her hands. But all of that is nothing compared to what Prue is hiding. The phoneme /ue/ is featured in this title.
Never feed a cow sprouts! Dan knows this, but someone has done it anyway. As Dan's house fills with a foul smell, he must find a way to escape. Can he do it? The phoneme /ou/ is featured in this title.
Abigail Toenail has a big fear. She fears the toenail clipper. But Abigail needs to decide what she is more afraid of. Is it the toenail clipper or supersized, smelly toenails? The phoneme /oe/ is featured in this title.
Asher really doesn't like turnips. But one day they start to appear everywhere! Is it magic or just one of Arthur's pranks? The phonemes /ur/er/ are featured in this title.
When you have two dads, you hear twice as many dad jokes! But when does a dad joke actually become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent! After Reading Quiz and Picture Walk. Includes a support page of teaching tips for caregivers and teachers. Downloadable Teacher's Notes available.
Did you know that anyone can be a Princess? And anyone who is a princess can join our club! Everyone here is a V.I.P.: a Very Important Princess!
Are you looking to invest in a secret laboratory? Do you need it in a remote location, with enough space for all of your robots and lasers? Well, do we have the perfect secret lab for you!
What's that behind you? I'm too scared to look! It could be anything. You never know what you might see!
I'm getting ready for a really big test! It's a test on how to be a ghost. Will you help me study?
The monsters under my bed are having a party and I wasn't invited! I think I know why. You see, we haven't always seen eye to eye…to eye!
Once every full moon, strange things start to happen in gym class. Fur is shed all over the basketball court, raw meat is on the lunch menu, and the only game we play is tug-of-war. Um, could my gym teacher be a werewolf?
Come on down to the Funny Farm. We'll give you a tour! Nothing to see here except a completely ordinary farm, we promise!
Training to be a Fairy Godmother is hard work! There's a lot of pressure to make everyone's dreams come true! But what happens when things go wrong?
It's hard being the Big Bad Wolf! He has a reputation to uphold! But is he really a menace, or just a concerned neighbor?
When the price of teeth on the market starts to soar, how is a Tooth Fairy supposed to make a decent living? Retirement sure sounds nice.
You see, there is a student in class who is new. But if you ask me, that's an alien in a tutu! I've seen things that prove it, without a doubt. Just wait 'til our ballet teacher finds out!
Of course a great pet to have is a dog or a cat. But did you know a colorful slime pet is really where it's at?
